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Hi everyone! It’s Elyse! Claire has been bugging me about doing product reviews for the blog (since she’s been cooking up a storm), and I’ve finally found a product I want to share with you all.

Last week, Claire and I made our first ever visit to the local health food store. This place is enormous. They have mostly vitamin supplements, like most health food stores, but they also have lots of food for special diets, like ours. We went there specifically to get Claire some of her favorite gluten-free bread but ended up with a bunch more food to try. Which brings us to:

Hail Merry Raw, Gluten-Free, Vegan Chocolate Macaroons

To start with, wow, how many special diets do these cover? These are made with no animal byproducts (e.g. butter, eggs, etc.), no flour or wheat products, and are good for those on raw diet. Hail Merry’s website says that this means that these were not cooked at temperatures over 118 degrees Fahrenheit, and in fact, Hail Merry dehydrates their products at low temperatures instead of cooking.

Secondly, these macaroons are coconut macaroons, which is a good distinction to make, since I personally thought they would be a version of French macaroons instead. That’s not to say I was disappointed though.

At first bite, both Claire and I were astounded that something that covered both our diets (and more!) could taste so good! In my opinion, they tasted better than a lot of cooked, non-vegan, non-gluten-free macaroons I’ve had. They were pretty chocolate-y which we liked, but we only ate a couple each before we forced ourselves to put them away until after we had our dinner.

Unfortunately, we didn’t get that chance. We made the grave mistake of offering them to our friends, who devoured them. All of our friends who tried them agreed that they were amazing in taste, and we had to educate some of them as to what Raw and Vegan meant (most of them know what Gluten-Free is already, since they know Claire). Thus, the Raw, Gluten-Free, Vegan Chocolate Macaroons were consumed mostly by people who eat meat, dairy, gluten, and non-raw foods–and every single person loved them!!

You can order Hail Merry Raw, Gluten-Free, Vegan Chocolate Macaroons and other products and find out if they are sold near you on their website.

This recipe was one we’d been looking forward to trying since my mother brought all of that squash by… It’s from The I Love Trader Joe’s Cookbook by Cherie Mercer Twohy. This book is great, they’re wonderful about keeping track of what recipes are vegetarian or gluten-free, or BOTH! It’s amazingly flavorful, and it wasn’t all that hard to put together. Actually, I prepped the squash while Elyse was out getting the other ingredients at the time. Sometimes, it takes two.

Roasted Butternut Squash with Pecans, Dried Cherries, and Blue Cheese

1 Butternut squash, cubed

1 sliced onion (red is best, but white works)

Pinch of sage (dried, use a small bunch if it’s fresh)

Olive oil

1/2 cup of chopped pecans

1/4 cup dried cherries

1/4 cup (about half a container) of crumbled bleu cheese

Salt and pepper to taste

Preheat the oven to 400. Put the squash and the sliced onion on a baking sheet in a single layer. Drizzle with olive oil to coat, then season with sage, salt, and pepper. Roast for 15 minutes. Scatter the pecans on top, then roast another five minutes. Take the pan out of the oven, and transfer to a bowl. Toss with the cherries and bleu cheese.

We promise, it tastes better than it looks. Honestly, it looks delicious anyway!

This is definitely one of the more colorful and eye-pleasing dishes we’ve made. The bleu cheese just melted into the squash and coated everything… It was to die for. As far as we’re concerned, this dish is the reason why Butternut squash exists. If you think this is good, you should try it the next day as leftovers. By your second sitting of this meal, the cherries will have plumped up a bit and they absorb that tang that comes from the bleu cheese quite nicely. Needless to say, this recipe is a keeper in this household. Noah won’t get a single bite! Speaking of which… we’ll probably never make this for company either. We have a hard enough time dealing with the fact that we have to share this with each other. Adding more mouths to feed is not an option.

And so it continues… Acorn squash: Devoured. Only five more squash types to go… Thankfully, these things have a decent shelf life.

Spaghetti squash earns its name from its strands that resemble spaghetti pasta. You can “shred” the squash with a fork to create these strands, cover them in a sauce that one would put on pasta, and voila! Your children have been fooled into eating a vegetable! This method still remains one of the top ways to prepare Spaghetti squash. Here’s our version…

Simple Spaghetti Squash

1 half of a Spaghetti Squash

We meant it when we said we needed bigger knives…

 1 cup of your favorite spaghetti sauce (it’s okay to use store bought)

Salt and pepper to taste

1 cup of shredded Gruyère cheese

Place the squash half in a microwave-save pan with some water in the bottom of the pan. Cover with plastic wrap and microwave on high for 15 minutes. Remove from microwave, and let cool under the plastic wrap for five minutes. In the meantime, pre-heat your broiler on LOW. Scrape the squash with a fork, and transfer the strands to another bowl. Save the squash hull. Combine the squash, sauce, and added seasonings, then transfer the mixture back into the squash hull. Top with the shredded cheese, and broil until the cheese is melted and bubbly.

Maybe this serving method would clue the kids in… but at least it looks nice!

I’ve personally never been one to enjoy pasta (gluten-free or not) with just a tomato sauce. I prefer my pastas creamy. That being said, for marinara sauce lovers, this squash was perfect! We used the Gruyère because it’s what we had. Parmesan would have been a lot better. I’m not saying it was bad because of the sauce. It was very good, but I thought that it could be better, and Elyse agreed. We knew what to try next…

Spinach Pesto Spaghetti Squash

1 half of a Spaghetti Squash

1 container (about 1 1/2 cups) of your favorite pesto sauce (we used Butoni, it has lots of cream factor to it)

1 cup of shredded Parmesan cheese

1 box (3 ounces) of frozen spinach

1/4 teaspoon of garlic powder

1 cup of shredded Gruyère cheese

Prepare the squash as in the previous recipe. Thaw the spinach, and squeeze out any excess moisture. Mix the squash strands with the Parmesan, pesto, garlic powder, and spinach. Divide the mixture between about five ramekins. Top with the Gruyère and broil on LOW until the cheese melts. If you make the ramekins ahead of time, do NOT top with the Gruyère right away. Microwave the individual servings for about 1:30 first, then top with the cheese, then broil.

Everything’s better in a ramekin.

Now THIS was that cream factor we were looking for. In my pasta sauce hierarchy, Alfredo is at the top, followed by vodka cream sauce, then pesto, then marinara. This almost made me change my mind. The ramekins make for easy serving, and for keeping for longer periods of time. Elyse and I both preferred this recipe to the first one. Try them out, and see what you think!

For a college student, getting a care package from home is an event. Companies have started popping up that allow parents to personalize packages for specific holidays, like a Halloween package. Just getting a simple box in the mail that required a decent amount of struggling to get back to my dorm room was a pleasure in itself, because I knew that glorious box was full of one special thing… Gluten-Free Goodies. Now that I no longer live in a dorm… things have changed, including the form of care packages.

My mother came to visit for a weekend to see the current play at the college theatre that my roommate and I had parts in (kind of, I was a technician). She brought us a care package. Kind of. She brought a carful of food with her, with everything from fancy cheese, to gluten-free snack cookies, to instant rice noodle bowls, to fresh fruit and veggies. By veggies, I mean squash, squash, carrots, squash, potatoes, squash, and sweet potatoes. The woman brought down Acorn, Spaghetti, Butternut, Mexican Grey, Zucchini, and Crookneck squash. SIX KINDS OF SQUASH. MULTIPLE SQUASHES OF EACH VARIETY. What in the heck are we supposed to do with this much squash? I mean, Zucchini would go in zucchini fritters (somewhat of a late night after rehearsal snack), the Mexican Grey and the Crookneck could go into Elyse-approved (vegetarian) tamales… I don’t think our kitchen is equipped well enough for Butternut Squash soup…

Oy vey. It’s a good thing Elyse and I both like squash…

Call time (when the actors and technicians need to be at the theatre) was fast approaching, and we needed dinner. Preferably with squash. Obviously. Time to start cooking…

Apple-Cinnamon Acorn Squash

1 Acorn Squash, halved

If anyone wants to send us bigger kitchen knives... Please and Thank You.

2 Apples (we had Gala, but use what you want), shredded

1 stick of butter or margarine

1/2 cup of brown sugar

1 teaspoon cinnamon

Preheat oven to 375. Prepare the squash by removing the seeds, and place it cut sides up in a pan with an inch of water in it. Mix the apples, brown sugar, and cinnamon. Set aside. Cut the butter into small cubes. Place about half of the cubes in the wells of the squash halves. Stuff the wells with the apple mixture, and put the remaining butter cubes on top, all over the visible part of the squash as well. Place in the oven, and bake for an hour.

Sweet, but still appropriate for dinner.

Elyse had already headed off to the theatre by the time these were done. I took them both to the theatre, ate one in the green room, and took one to Elyse’s dressing room. From what I heard, the other girls were quite jealous. The squash was perfectly cooked, and the apples added to the sweetness of the whole dish. It wasn’t overpoweringly sweet, which was a good thing. This would be great with an added handful of Crasins… We’ll have to try that next time!

tail·gate

[teyl-geyt]  noun, verb, -gat·ed,-gat·ing, adjective

noun

the board or gate  at the back of a wagon, truck, station
wagon, etc., which can be removed or let down forconvenience in loading or unloading.
adjective
pertaining to or set up on a tailgate: a tailgate picnic before the football game.
Tailgating (in the emboldened definition) is an American pastime. It often occurs before various sporting events. In today’s case, our society is joining our brother society to tailgate before our college’s proverbial “Match of the Shoes” football game.” Typical tailgating fare involves hamburgers, cheeseburgers, coleslaw, potato salad… Barbecue food. In addition to the obligatory pair of Udi’s Gluten-Free Whole Grain slices (like anyone’s going to hand me a lettuce-wrapped burger), what am I bringing to the party? Cookies. Why? I have a sweet tooth, and I want to make sure there’s something I can snack on (meaning something gluten-free) as the party goes on. It wouldn’t be a bad idea to keep them with me during the actual game either. Cookies, needless to say, are not typically expected at a tailgate. If my brothers and sisTers look at me like I’m crazy, I’ll just claim I didn’t know what people usually bring to tailgates (lie) because I’ve never been to one before (truth).
Onto the recipes… What should I bake? I had a box of Betty Crocker’s Gluten-Free Chocolate Cookie mix that was just begging to be used in the pantry. Upon opening the pantry… I saw something that gave me a brilliant idea…

One of the only things that I'll actually eat from Bob's Red Mill.

I’m not one for having oatmeal in the morning. Regardless, I hadn’t even noticed this simple bag of gluten-free oats in the pantry before. Sitting next to it happened to be a bag of raisins. Food Fate? You bet.
Now for a new challenge… I need a recipe. For this, I pulled out the Family Recipe Book. This recipe book was compiled by my Aunt Pat a few years back. From cakes, to salads, to Grandpa Joe’s 10 gallon spaghetti sauce recipe… this binder has it all. Most of the recipes are tried and true. How can you tell? There’s a name in parenthesis next to it. You ONLY put your name on something when you know it’s good. My family does this with handed down recipes, similarly to how Elyse’s grandmother only signs paintings she thinks will sell. I cracked open my copy of the Family Holy Grail, and turned to the cookie section. A few pages in… there it was. Oatmeal Raisin Cookies (Pat’s).

No, I will not sell copies!

This solid recipe needed some adjustments, and now was the time for me to attempt them. For one thing, I needed to swap the flour for my usual substitute of Pamela’s Baking and Pancake mix, and I needed to cut the recipe down. Four or five dozen cookies is a great number… but when you only have so much baking mix, and you’re not sure if these cookies are going to come out at all, one dozen is a good amount to start with. With my idiot-proof Betty Crocker Chocolate Chip cookies in the oven, I began.
Oatmeal Raisin Cookies (Pat’s) with gluten-free adjustments
Makes about one dozen
Preheat oven to 375. Line a baking sheet with aluminum foil, and lightly grease.
1 cup and four teaspoons of Pamela’s Gluten-Free Baking and Pancake Mix
Pinch salt
1/4 teaspoon of cinnamon
1/2 cup of Bob’s Red Mill Gluten-Free Rolled Oats
Combine above ingredients, and set aside.
1/2 cup of packed light brown sugar
1/4 cup of Splenda sugar substitute (we don’t keep normal sugar around, but you can use it!)
1/2 cup (one stick) of softened butter or margarine (I used margarine)
1 egg
1 teaspoon vanilla extract
Place sugars in bowl of stand mixer, and combine. Add butter and mix until creamed. Add the egg and the vanilla, mix until light and fluffy. Add dry ingredients on LOW speed in two additions. DO NOT OVER MIX.
Add 1 cup of raisins and 1/4 cup of chopped nuts, if desired (I didn’t use any). Drop rounded teaspoonfuls onto prepared cookie sheet. Bake for 9-12 minutes until cookies are light golden brown.
Simple enough. Honestly, had the oats not been so tough, that batter would not have made it into the oven. I would have eaten it all.
I’m notorious for having oddly-shaped cookies. Case and point…

Hey, maybe some people like rhomboid cookies!

Unless I’m working with cookie cutters and cookie dough that requires rolling out, do not expect perfectly round cookies from me. Ever. It’s the taste that matters at the end of the day. Speaking of taste… I was not at all upset with the fact that these cookies were so moist and tender, they crumbled a little when I took them off of the baking sheet to cool. The crumbs were fantastic! These cookies reminded me of the gluten-full ones I could eat as a kid. There was no textural difference from what I could tell, but then again, I am a biased party… You’ll believe the opinions of the people at the tailgate, won’t you?
Elyse is not one for oatmeal raisin cookies at all. “If I wanted to eat something healthy, I would eat a granola bar.” She is, however, a sucker for anything sweet with cinnamon to it. She tried the cookies before the tailgate, and I was worried I wouldn’t have any to take with me! She did have a chocolate chip cookie to balance out the number on the plate, and she mentioned they were a little dry, but she liked the fact that they were doughy. Mind you, this comment came after two bites of the cookie. “OH MY GOD” was the initial comment given midway through chewing the first bite of the oatmeal raisin cookie. Something tells me I’ve changed her mind about oatmeal raisin cookies…
Despite my posting of a sign on the plate that said “Gluten Free (you’ve been warned)” no one seemed to care that the cookies were… abnormal. By the end of the tailgate and the football game (OXY still has the shoes by the way), all of the chocolate chip cookies were gone, but there were a few bits and pieces of oatmeal raisin cookie remnants (much to my excitement). People would try the cookies while they were by me, and I’d tell them they were a little different, then ask for their opinion. No one could really tell the difference with either cookie, though the texture of oatmeal raisin cookies was praised more than the Betty Crocker cookies.
Overall, I think I can be proud of the turnout. I do know my new go-to comfort cookie is this oatmeal raisin recipe. Thank you for the inspiration (and most of the work), Aunt Pat!

Jack Sprat could eat no fat
His wife could eat no lean

Memories of that old nursery rhyme come to mind quite quickly in our apartment. We’ve changed a few things, of course. One Jill SpraT could eat no meat (Elyse), the other could eat no wheat (Claire).

Finding suitable kinds of food in college is difficult enough as is, more so when your college cafeteria is notorious for creating some less than appetizing excuses for entrées. The difficulty doubles when one does not eat meat, and aforementioned cafeteria’s vegetarian and vegan options consist of a slab of poorly prepared tofu, and a salad from the salad bar.

Making an active choice to not eat meat is one thing, but coping with Celiac Disease is quite another. It’s easy to tell if something has meat in it. If it doesn’t, it’s usually labelled as a vegetarian option. Trying to find where the gluten hides is quite another. After several “gluten bombs” (as I lovingly call them), my discussion with the cafeteria management hit a wall. It wasn’t possible for them to label what was gluten free and what wasn’t because they were only allowed so many colored markers per menu item, and there happens to be a greater population of vegetarians and vegans than Celiacs, so those markers would come first. This colored marker system is very sophisticated. A yellow dot by an item means it’s Celiac Friendly. A light green dot denotes a Vegetarian Option. The dark green marker is a Vegan Option. Most items that COULD have markers had a light green one, AND a dark green one. Clearly, something cannot be assumed to be a Vegetarian Option when it is a Vegan Option.

Oy Vey.

The solution to my problem? Get my own kitchen, with my own pots and pans, and my own ingredients. Now comes the problem of paying rent and bills… Get a roommate.

Now we make our own food. Similarly to Jack Sprat and his wife, my roommate indulges in her own “normal” sandwich bread, and I enjoy roast beef in my gluten-free sandwiches. The contrary also applies. Elyse doesn’t mind my gluten-free desserts, and I have managed to develop a taste for tofu.

We do manage to have some… adventures in the kitchen. I’m an avid Food Network watcher. I’ll see a chef make something, and in my head, I’m substituting tofu for the chicken, and cornstarch for the flour. If I get really inspired, and my pantry has most of what I need around… Experiments happen. Most end well. A food coma would be a marker of a dish well done. But if Noah (the apartment Cavalier) gets the food coma, things could have gone better.

It’s possible for a vegetarian and a Celiac to coexist and avoid suffering Scurvy, Pellagra, or general starvation. We’ll prove it.

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